lirik lagu twisted christmas carols – larry the cable guy
these are famous christmas carols i know it aint christmas but i’m goin to do these christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so:
get a job you b-m b-m b-m
money dont grow on trees you b-m b-m b-m.
silent farts
deadly farts
all was calm
not fer long
oh come on illegal foreigners
come and get dem green cards
and learn some d-mn english
and den how to drive
i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
so i dont have to hear her
b-tch
blue b-lls
blue b-lls
its dollar night at the t-tty club
see them dance, on my pants
soon it will be bathroom time
you better watch out, i think shes a guy
i aint quite sure but somethin aint right
hilary clinton’s comin to town
donny the retard had an eight pound water head
he was five-foot three
and he said to me
my name’s donny
the first queer santa claus
wore red-leather chaps
and a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back
i p-ssed my pants
the toilet was just too far
i drunk too much d-mn beer
i tried to hold it in
but my bladder just gave in
and i p-ssed right through my drawers
right through my wrangler drawers
i p-ssed, i p-ssed my wrangler drawers
git r dun everybody! thanks a lot! come back and see me again thank you!
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