lirik lagu i.d.f.t (the secret track) – leah allyce canali
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[verse 1]
umm, let’s see…
okay, so one night i took an incredibly long shower to shave every inch of my godd*mn body (ooh)
probably an hour and a half
and then i started the very intricate, pain staking process of doing the douche (the docuhe?)
[verse 2]
all in preparation for a wonderful gentleman who i had met on the internet
craigslist, to be exact (who’s craig?)
i put on my very best, clean, brand fresh and new come hither lingire and waited for him perched
[verse 3]
and i’m checking the clock
he’s 20 minutes late, 30 minutes late
that m*th*f*cker never shows up
thank god he didn’t, because while i was checking for another date at the computer, i farted and a whole bunch of douche water came out of my ass
[pre*hook]
(outta my ass, outta my ass, outta my ass)
(out, out, outta ass)
(out, out, outta, outta, outta…)
girl…
i douched for this?!
[hook]
(i douched for this?)
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i f*cking douched for this?)
[chorus]
save your excuses i don’t need them
flush your complaining down the toilet
do you need a towelette cause i’m f*cking wrecked
it ain’t for my own good
[verse 4]
you supposed to throw out my back
the only reason i bothered with that
juicy like toffee unwrapped
no side dish for you to savour with that, oh
[verse 5]
(oooh, till the water runs clean) my fleet was ready
but you ain’t steady
my engine revving
can’t reach ascension
(oooh, till the water runs clean) i flushed your demons
preparing heaven
my gate’s wide open, oh
[bridge]
i should’ve known that you would let me down
i should’ve known you’d find some body else in town
i should’ve saved my insides from drowning out
i don’t know why, it happens every time i
[post*bridge]
(oooo why you wasting my time?)
it happens every time i
(ooo why you wasting my time?)
happens every time i douche
(ooo why you wasting my time?)
it happens every time i douche
(ooo why you wasting my time?)
it happens every time i douche
[hook]
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i, i, i douched for this?)
(i f*cking douched for this?)
[chorus]
save your excuses i don’t need them
flush your complaining down the toilet
do you need a towelette cause i’m f*cking wrecked
it ain’t for my own good
(i f*cking douched for this?)
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