lirik lagu the smallest dick ever – lil corpse
(intro)
yo, yo, yung, yung c-ck, goin’ in
(verse 1)
my ex called me a d-ck, but i said i’m a c-ck
watch me keep the name and you gon’ find me wound up at the top
she said my name is lame, so i took aim, then i came
she said “i think your d-ck is small”, i said “same!”
name’s yung c-ck cause my c-ck look young (young)
b-tches say i’m hung, but they just kinda dumb (dumb)
d-ck 2-inch long, fully erect, but my b-lls are 80 pounds
(i should probably get checked)
hottest b-tch i ever f-cked? (umm..) (oh, my right hand)
ima jerk off in a condom, leave it on my nightstand
so my homies think i f-cked a b-tch, that’s my plan
yellin’ at my d-ck to get hard, a hypeman (ay, ay, ay, ay)
my p-n-s microscopic, shorter than my lifespan (god d-mn)
microscopic, shorter than my lifespan (bam!)
people brag about their meat but i just say “f-ck it”
name another rapper who has covered this subject
when i get a b-n-r i don’t even got to tuck it and these b-tches fit the whole thing in they mouth when they suck it (wow)
b-tch i got the smallest d-ck in my whole squad
it’s about the size of a f-ckin’ juul………pod!
(hook)
i just got a tiny d-ck
my girl had trouble finding it
my manhood is minimal, it’s practically invisible
when it’s hard, it leans to the left, but let’s not get political
now you know why i’m yung c-ck and my whole life is miserable
(verse 2)
i stay p-ssin’ in the stall, sittin’ down just like a doll
cause i can’t even reach the urinal, my d-ck is so small
i’ve never had s-x, too small to get in
movin’ to j-pan…so i can fit in (racist!)
whatever, it’s in the p-rn that i see
sh-t, i’d censor it too, if the dude in it was me
i think i went too far, now i’m feelin’ like a dweeb
with my d-ck lookin’ like a xanny bar…..queeb!
no one’s ever seen my d-ck, i’m way too ashamed
(but hey!) i explained why yung c-ck is what i’m named
i gotta compensate, i drive a big car
cause my d-ck look soft even when it’s f-ckin’ hard
i went to a gloryhole but they said “no”
took out a box of cereal, handed me a cheerio
life is like a p-n-s, women make it hard
a mosquito sucked my d-ck when i was p-ssin’ in the yard
(hook)
i just got a tiny d-ck
my girl had trouble finding it
my manhood is minimal, it’s practically invisible
when it’s hard, it leans to the left, but let’s not get political
now you know why i’m yung c-ck and my whole life is miserable
(bridge)
my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck
my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck
my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck
my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck, my d-ck
my d-ck
(outro)
yung c-ck…
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