lirik lagu katrina – marvelous 3
i was the kind of kid back in school
who wore a ‘members only’ jacket and said it was cool
that’s when i met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
i thought she was the one, yeah, i thought that she was special
i saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
i said,? i’ll take you in my nova to the tasty freeze?
she said,? i know all about you, more than i should
i know all about your dirty mags you keep in the wood?
so tell me, how i’m supposed to be
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian?
i can’t sleep a wink
and i’m married to the ephedrine
how am i supposed to sleep
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian now?
stalked by a lesbian now
now don’t take it light, it might seem funny to you
yesterday my science project was covered in glue
so i asked that guy seshel, i said,? was it something i said?
he said,? quit being so f-cking paranoid, it’s all in your head?
the way she’s looking at me, i think she wants me to be
the guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
oh god, she’s walking this way, oh god, what could i say?
and i hope and i pray that one day she’s gonna be straight
so tell me, how i’m supposed to be
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian?
i can’t sleep a wink
and i’m married to the ephedrine
how am i supposed to sleep
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian now?
stalked by a lesbian now
stalked by a lesbian now
so i was at a bar the other night and i looked across the room
and there’s this girl and she walks up to me
she’s beautiful and she says
? hey, i’m katrina, dude, remember me?
and i freaked, i said,? oh my god, i thought you looked familiar?
about this time, this 400 f-cking pound woman walks up
with katrina’s face tattooed on the side of her neck
she comes waddling up and says,? don’t f-ck with my girl?
i looked at jabba straight in the f-cking eye and i say
? don’t worry, every time i picture katrina’s face
it’s gonna be on the side of your gross, fat–ssed, 3 chinned neck?
she says,? are you stupid?, i say, “no, i’m just sober?
so tell me, how i’m supposed to be
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian?
i can’t sleep a wink
and i’m married to the ephedrine
how am i supposed to sleep
when i’ve been stalked by a lesbian now?
stalked by a lesbian now
stalked by a lesbian now
i hope she beat the sh-t outta you, you h-m-phobic
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