lirik lagu my girlfriend’s daughter (remix) – mc jarbo
my girlfriend’s daughter (remix) lyrics
[verse 1: mc jarbo]
dear ralph, i sent you a message but you still ain’t callin’
left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom
that one time you got kicked off discord last autumn…
there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink)
when motherf*ckers say sh*t, i usually block them
f*ck it, why not? but this time, it’s a pretty big problem
my girlfriend’s pregnant too, i’m going to be a father
no i’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
i heard your channel was banned , i’m sorry dude
i had a friend who k!lled himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you
and i know you hear this every day, but i’m the biggest f*g
i even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad
i flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [f*ck em]
why the f*ck you think i keep so many f*cking tabs [open]
anyways, i hope you get this man, hit me back
just to chat, truly yours, the biggest f*g… this is matt
[chorus: mc jarbo]
it ain’t my f*cking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s really not his daughter
[verse 2: mc jarbo]
dear ralph, you still haven’t called, i hope you have a chance
i ain’t mad, i just think it’s f*cked up you don’t answer f*gs
if you didn’t want to talk to me on the k!llstream… you didn’t have to
but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude?
she’s only two years old * we listened to your bullsh*t show
for like four hours, and you just said nooooo!
that’s pretty sh*tty man, i’m like her f*cking idol
she wants to be just like me man * she gets more views than i do
let’s be real – i’m nothing like you, i think i’m just an
autistic character or have a tremendously low iq
dumb as f*ck, but flagging helps when i’m depressed
i even got a tattoo of tyrone on my breast
and i even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
like my f*ggot friend kraut… excessive f*ggotry
you gotta call me ralph, i’m the biggest cuck you’ll ever lose
sincerely yours—ps… we should buy some ripple too
[chorus: mc jarbo]
it ain’t my f*cking daughter (my girlfriend’s daughter)
it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s definitely my girlfriend’s daughter
it’s really not his daughter
[bridge: mc jarbo]
jesus f*cking christ, please shut the f*ck up
shut the f*ck up (my girlfriend’s daughter)
mundane matt! beta! beta male!
(my girlfriend’s daughter)
my daughter’s still making noise she’s not feeling well
(my girlfriend’s daughter)
[verse 3: da gunt]
dear matt, i meant to write you sooner but i just been busy
i heard your girl’s banging vagrants now, how far gone is she?
i’m really glad we found out that your daughter’s black
and here’s an autograph for her father * he’s probably upstairs in the sack
you’re welcome to come back to the show, we really miss you
don’t think i leaked your sh*t intentionally just to diss you
but what’s this sh*t you said about them being your f*cking kids dude?
come on matt, how much of a lying cuck is you?
you got some issues matt, i think you need some counselling
to keep your ass from flagging when she’s on his d*ck bouncing
and what’s that sh*t about ya’ll sleeping together?
that type of sh*t’ll make me think she ain’t touched your p*n*s forever
i really think what ya’ll need is a babysitter
so maybe you’re just there to feed her litter
i hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you on time
’cause you blocked me on twitter, the k!llstream’s doing just fine
so stop being bitter and quit being a f*cking f*g
why are you so mad? try to understand, it’s fine if you’re not the dad
i just don’t want you to do some crazy sh*t
i seen this one sh*t on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
this dude was in church and shot himself in the face
with a crucifix in his hand and boulders up to his waist
and then the reverend found a tape, but it didn’t say who it was to
come to think about it, his name was… it was you
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