lirik lagu i saw daddy dressed as mrs claus – miss peria
oh my god, oh my god
wake up sister, wake up, oh dear god (what what what)
i saw something that i should’ve not (what did you see?)
i had heard some footsteps, and clip*clops (santa and rudolph?)
oh, that’s what i thought, oh how i wish it was, because
i saw a lady, strutting by the tree
i thought “that is not santa”, so who is it that i see?
i catch a glimpse of her face, but it’s all i need
i know that lady, well not a lady, maybe, because
sister, you won’t believe what i just saw
i saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin*tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed
oh sister, i don’t believe you
i think that your eyes deceive you (not true)
are you going cuckoo?
our dad’s a paul, he’s not a ru
ok since you don’t believe me
i will take you down to see
you have to promise not to scream
god, this all feels like a bad dream
i’m staring at the woman in the living room
not a woman, it’s dad, i’m telling you
well no, she has curves and tits
well yes, she has hairy armpits
denial is a river in egypt, dad’s a crossdresser
you sure?
i’m sure sister, i’m so sure
oh my god, oh my god
that’s our dad wearing a frock
what’s that down there? (his tuck popped)
mrs. claus (with a c*ck)
he’s santa’s wife with two baubles
the boa, made out of tinsel
stuffed his mistletoes in heels
i don’t see the appeal, i see candied peel ou!
sister, i can’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin*tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed
i can’t look him in the eyes at christmas dinner
er, f*ck that dinner, dad’s a crossdresser
don’t you mean mrs. clausdresser
oh very clever
oh shush, oh shush, you have to hush
before he hears us
oh my god, oh my god
children, you’re not supposed to be down here, babies
you’re not my daddy
i am, look i’m still here, see!
no stop, don’t, daddy
it’s just me!
no, i can’t do this
oh child
i’m sorry
i’m going to go tell mummy
you’re wearing more slap than mummy
how could you do this to mummy?
i’m very upset for mummy
oh children
please don’t tell
please don’t tell your mother
mother, we can’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin*tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed
mother, you won’t believe what we just saw
we saw daddy dressed as mrs claus
he was wearing mummy’s heels, and a skin*tight red dress
i thought i would see santa, not daddy crossdressed
man! i feel like a woman! cd
in the player, next to the tv
dressed like mrs. claus on the dl
he should’ve just jingled some bells
now we get two christmasses
he’s left mummy for a man
two lots of presents
and a crossdressing dad
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