lirik lagu my dick is stuck in the blender – mr. bruh moment
[chorus]
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d*ck is stuck in the blender
[verse 1]
i was blending up some babies when
suddenly i slipped and my d*ck went into the blender
i swear it was an accident
i’m not a bender looking for a jolly; there’s blood everywhere
the blade rips and tears my ball hair
i scream and shout “please pull me out”
but it falls on deaf ears
[chorus]
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d*ck is stuck in the blender
[verse 2]
you know that pee is stored in the b*lls?
well, there’s pee all over the blender * my whole d*ck is gone
looking at my crotch you couldn’t tell my gender
i tried to run with the blender attached to my b*lls
suddenly i tripped * sh*t, apparently the cops were called
’cause they caught me
one says “what the sh*t?”, i screamed “go away! i’m not g*y!”
then i run away into the dang neighbors
watchin’ me when suddenly i wake up in my bed
f*ck, i thought my d*ck was actually stuck in a blender?
this sh*t was
[chorus]
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d*ck is stuck in the blender
[bridge]
my b*lls
my b*lls
my b*lls
my b*lls
[chorus]
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
my d*ck is stuck in the blender
it make me nut, it make me nut
it make me nut, my d*ck is stuck in the blender
[outro]
sorry for the song
really, i’m sorry you had to listen to it
bye
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