lirik lagu perky little porn star – naked boys singing
i’m a perky little p*rn star from skokie, illinois
my mother doesn’t like my job at all
if i have to go to work, s*xuality’s a perk
but she says it’s just as far as i could fall
see, i’m a jewish boy inside
but the nice part went and died
on the first day that i showed up on the set
i could hear the rabbi screaming
’cause i did what i was dreaming
since the day i saw tab hunter soaking wet
when your background is suburban
wholesome as deanna durbin
and the subject of your p*n*s is taboo
it really is a thrill though to monkey with your d*ld*
and let the world watch you while you screw!
i’m a perky little p*rn star from skokie, illinois
i can’t believe it’s happening to me
the guys are jealous of the s*x
with ryan, jeff, and rex
i get to live a g*y man’s fantasy
but try to tell an old curmudgeon that you like to push the f*dg* in
for the camera, with two guys, or three, or four
he will call you
“heretic!” “sinner!” “aberrant!”, “you’re sick!”
blow the shofar, not a boy on yom kippur!
if i shoot a film on sukkos, d*cks both in my mouth and tookus
a sudden gust of family shame attacks
i continue giving head and pretend that mom is dead
and my conscience and my sphincter can relax!
oh!
i’m a perky little p*rn star from skokie, illinois
i don’t quite make a k!lling spilling seed
but the money’s pretty good and as long as i get wood
i can have the little comforts that i need
see, depending on the ratio of schtupping to f*ll*tio
and what i’ll do and what he’ll do to me
i know i’ve really got ’em if i say i’ll top or bottom
profit comes from versatility
there’s a part of me that’s guilty
but if my costar is built
he makes me whimper, yodel, scream, resound, and beg
thrilled the film is getting made, i’m getting paid * and getting laid!
*and his family jewels are larger than my leg!
wheee!!
i’m a perky little p*rn star from skokie illinois
i’ve got some awesome films for you to rent
that may be my legacy. no big acting life for me
and i guess this means i can’t be president
so my prospects may seem bleak. you may see me as a freak
but i did it and i’ll face the consequence
i guess i needed to rebel
cause my life at home was h*ll
but i love it and i made it
pretty soon i’ll get a cut when they start to sell the nifty rubber version of my b*tt
and when my posterior goes down for posterity
they can’t say he’s inferior because he chose to bare it!
he’s a perky little p*rn star from skokie, from skokie, illinois
i’m a perky little p*rn star from skokie, illinois!
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