lirik lagu stiff socks – noodleboi
[verse 1: peaches]
finna start the story off right
dreamt of sarah palin in that dress last night
woke up so hard that my pants were oh*so*tight
but that’s when i went and saw that horrible sight
socks standing stiffer than my d*ck right now
roommate took my hamper, finna fight him right now
i asked him what’s up, he said it didn’t matter
he went and f*cking shot all of his f*cking baby batter (in my sock)
[chorus: noodleboi]
i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
and it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh
someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock yuh
i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh (only sock)
and it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh (human c*ck)
someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh (only sock)
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh (into shock)
[verse 2: peaches]
it was night, i had a long day
someone went and bust, right in my lefty grey
but without delay, i took my f*cking pants off
i was getting ready for my evening j*ck*ff
grabbed my phone, i’m looking for some hentai
grabbed the lube, you know i never go dry
but then i found out, i should’ve had a clue
someone went and f*cking busted in the right one too
[chorus: noodleboi]
i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
and it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh
someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock yuh
i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh (only sock)
and it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh (human c*ck)
someone went and put their nut inside my sock, yuh (only sock)
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh (into shock)
[bridge: cream and noodleboi]
i’m sorry for what i did
i never ever meant to hurt you
i needed a place to jizz
i just thought that nutting in your sock would be cool
i just thought a tissue was so corny
that’s all you need to know, don’t ask for any story
all the normal spots just bore me
please forgive me for, i was just h*rny
[verse 3: noodleboi]
how could this happen to me?
all i wanted was a place i could nut into
someone went number three
this is something i never thought i’d go through
i just wanted to bust to that pic of addison rae
but he came right into my sock and that sh*t was kinda g*y
i just wanted to bust to that photo of auntie may
but now i gotta wait until laundry day
[chorus: noodleboi]
cause i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
but it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh
someone went and put their nut in my sock, yuh
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh
i was looking for my one and only sock, yuh
and it tasted like another person’s c*ck, yuh
someone went and put their nut in my sock, yuh
caught me by surprise, it put me into shock, yuh
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