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lirik lagu the unremarkable tragedy of linguine fettuccine – parliament of fools

[intro: alex]
the days have turned into weeks
the weeks have turned into months
and the months have turned into two months
that’s how long it’s been since we lost max at that construction site
we’ve been searching for the weasel ever since
putting our noses to the ground, looking for any hint, any whiff of a clue that could point us in the right direction
that could help us find that d*mn don
linguine fettuccine
son of a b*tch
he’ll rue the day that he messed with the parliament of fools

[verse 1: alex, alex & ben, alex & charlie]
the fools and i sit at the café, south boulevard
plotting a murder for this schеming oligarch
is there an easiеr way we can punch his card?
how do we k!ll him surrounded by white collar?
hmm
simple solution, hit him with a car
ben disagreed, getting a license is hard
unload a tommy gun a window apart?
charlie shot that one down, said too bizarre
ugh! fine!
well the son of a b*tch has it coming
the problem is that we got nothing
i’m sick of this planning and hunching
god f*cking d*mn it y’all must’ve learned something
ben raised his hand oh so keenly
might’ve found something, can i speak please?
i nodded, his words had appeased me
so linguine’s got cousins on mean street
visits em often, he’s close with rotini
him and alfredo been hitting for swiss cheese
frequently lurk around the al capone speak ease
so whatcha sayin?
say that we hit em up, make em like lemon squeeze
[verse 2: alex, alex & charlie, alex & ben]
ben, bro, you did it, this info’s the bee’s knees!
that’s how we get him, we boil his family!
ben and i popped off, charlie’s uncertain
if it’s a set up, it’s sure as h*ll curtains
let’s stake out the place, and then see if it’s worth it
guys i don’t know, this is weird, teddy perkins
charlie, shut up bro, max is in trouble
the info’s the first bag that ben hasn’t fumbled
this is our comeback, his empire tumbles
relax just a bit, you want a double bubble?
…yeah, sure
hop out the cab, do a scan for some cops
ben’s in disguise, wig’s a janitor mop
charlie’s sketched out, paranoid of the ops
street seems so vacant in spite of the shops
i then catch a glint from the local ihop
i open my mouth but the first round was shot
charlie shouts out and the bubble gum pops
ben screams get down, but it’s drowned out by*
bop bop bop bop bop bop bop

[interlude: alex, alfredo, emt 1, doctor, ben, charlie]
go, go!
oh god… ben…
charlie…
d*mn you…
we got three down here!
d*mn you, linguine…
this one looks bad! hey, get me a stretcher!
ugh…
ah ah* hey, eyes open pal, eyes open!
mmm…
hey, stay with us buddy, your blood pressure’s reallyyyy low right now. man, you’d sure be in trouble if i wasn’t a world renowned doctor, huh? nurse, pass me the pizza cutter. listen, everything’s gonna be fine so long as no one else*
you son of a b*tch, i need that man
charlie…? ben…?
hey you guys can’t*
get up
i… i can’t move
ben, pick him up
roger roger. hold on tight alex
just like we practiced?
in 3
2
1
[verse 3: alex, alex & ben, alex & charlie, alex & ben & charlie]
i wake up outside barely conscious
ben hands me pistol, “only option”
charlie details a plan while i’m coughing
“alfredo hit us, so let’s pop him”
we all nod in agreement, and hop in
charlie turns up the music, it’s boppin
“yo this’d go hard in a mosh pit”
“new pof drop, you should cop it”
we nod again then change the topic
pull up to the spot and see nothing
proceed out the car, super cautious
out of options, out of options
kick down the door of the pizza plaza
gunshots erupt like gra*ta*ta*ta
we all duck for cover, and shoot the pasta
and then i start coughing like ah ah ah ah
charlie guns some down, the rooms goes quiet
clacks of dress shoes on the marble break silence
alfredo steps up, as disheveled as linus
i pull a grenade, yelling “you can’t fight this!”
alfredo screams out, the explosion goes off
ben and charlie look back “d*mn what a toss”
the three of us then hear a far too snide scoff
linguine steps out, it’s about to go off
[linguine’s monologue]
well, well, well. if it isn’t the three stooges. come to collect your friend i see. i must admit, you lot did far exceed my expectations. i truly believed alfredo and his lackeys would be enough to do you in. however, it seems that he too, failed to meet my expectations. rotten b*st*rd. oh well, what’s another disappointment in the family. nevertheless, i truly must congratulate you three for coming this far, that really is something to be quite proud of. unfortunately though, this is about as far as you’ll go. please understand, i am a very cautious man. while i did have my… reservations, regarding your abilities, i still prepared a contingency in the event that my cousin’s inadequacy surpassed that of even yours. you see, fools, i have suspended a 236 square mile pot of boiling water above this nameless city you call your home. should i ever feel as though i am in any danger, all i need to do is press this little b*tton here, and release the ropes, creating a horrific catastrophe the likes of which the world has never seen. i’m sorry fools, but this is where your story ends. you can’t defeat me. despite coming so close, you’ll never be able to reach your friend max, isolated alone in that storage closet just down the hall. just admit it. just admit, that you too, the parliament of fools, have fallen victim to the g*nius, the creativity, and the foresight of me, don, linguine, lorenzo, fettuci*

[instrumental outro]

- parliament of fools

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