lirik lagu rico story 1 (sus parody) – r.j. roze
[intro]
i f*cked your mom in the assh0l*!
[verse 1]
rico got no undies, he done cr*pped em all
he ain’t got no choice but to rob a mall
he f*cked a b*tch named tesha, busted in her ass
she sucked his d*ck in school, they got kicked out of class
he told her baby let’s go rob a f*cking child
she said ok and they went f*cking wild
pulled up at the park, stopped in the lot
he told her she getting out, she said “no i’m not”
put his mask on and load the ak
which one of these f*ckers look like an aj?
point his gun and told the kids to f*cking freeze
give your lunch money or i’ll k!ll y’all in a breeze
he told little sally to hand over her f*cking dimes
or this gun will make now your bedtime
she said okay and gave him forty cents
started walking back then jumped over the fence
when he turned around he saw a bunch of cops
came to the lot but he ain’t see no car
“on the ground ‘fore i k!ll you, sir!”
he looked and saw that it was tesha
d*mn
now he in jail, his bond a million
he locked in the cell with a brazilian
rico cellmate name is pedro
pedro said he rubs his b*lls on his pesos
rico dead broke and he ain’t got no bond
but pedro got connects and paid rico’s bond
rico got out of jail and met a f*cking f*ggot
started moving sh*t and got his pants saggin
rico went to jail and paid pedro a visit
pedro cummed on rico and said “how you living?”
rico said “you dumb b*tch, i’m not g*y
“so please put your f*cking p*n*s away”
pedro said he getting castrated in a couple weeks
and he need rico to loan his ass a couple keys
rico said “i got you, daddy, no h0m*”
pedro said he a bigger b*tch than tony romo
rico left then got pulled over by a cop
he said “what” she said “suck my transgender c*ck”
he looked closer and saw it was his baby mama
he reached in his asscrack and pulled out the f*cking llama
[outro]
and he pleasured himself with it
oh my god, that is about the funniest thing i’ve ever f*cking made!
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