lirik lagu rico story 2 (sus parody) – r.j. roze
[intro]
d*mn
tom brady retired
what the f*ck
i am in f*ckin shock
22 years down the drain
(it’s the speaker knockerz!)
[verse]
rico hit with clarity, he just stroked his c*ck
he saw himself on p*rnhub, it was 3 o clock
he running low on money, can’t pay child support
everyday he think tiffany will take him to court
he got a bootycall, pedro said he lubed his ass
pedro said he ready, wanna get f*cked against the glass
rico said “b*tch, i already told you i’m f*cking straight
“besides, it’s dangerous because your overweight”
pedro told rico he’d fly him to a g*y camp
rico said “f*ck no, ion wanna be no tramp”
pedro said “just come you’ll get 50 mil”
rico said “f*ck yеah, i’ll take that deal”
rico on the planе thinking bout pedro’s c*ck
met a b*tch named nikki and came on her glock
nikki told rico she selling d*ld*s
rico said “no thanks” but his weiner rose
got off the plane, he stuffed his junk in his band
nikki said “hey hon you know what i can do with this hand?”
pulled up to the trap, rico got a handjob
rico turned around and everywhere he looked there was a cop
d*mn!
rico had a f*cking seizure
got a f*cking chopper and played some weezer
bullets to their heads, cuz that music trash
rico gunned em b*tches down in a flash
ran out back and got in the f*cking honda
drove to pedro’s house and blasted donda
looked up and wished for cosmo and wanda
he wish he could f*ck b*tches in uganda
rico looked down, he covered in cum
pedro ran outside and point a f*cking gun
rico told pedro his s*x drive got out of control
a whole lot of s*x, the cum could fill a bowl
pedro asked rico how he not a registered offender
rico said it was because he’s nice and tender
pedro told rico about a b*tch named nikki
rico said hold on i know a b*tch named nikki
pedro said hold on i’m getting a f*cking condom
went inside the house and got a trojan quantum
rico looked down and tried to get a b*n*r
then sh*t exploded, rico a goner
[outro]
f*cking p*n*ses!
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