lirik lagu fuck mumbo jumbo – real as shit
[intro: realisticlee]
the m stands for mumble and the a stands for *rs*hole
and we don’t want any of your mumble rap sh*te
[verse 1: mc a$.$.]
how did this become rap, to me it’s a mystery
but i’ll knock you back to 20*10, rap battles of history
i’ve got bars like irn*bru
what the f*ck you tryna do
nothing goes over your head, it’s so empty i’m flying through
your a dyslexic ginger and you dye your hair too
i suspect i’m a lyrical ninja, my akg will finish you
you wouldn’t auto*tune a car, you wouldn’t auto*tune a bike
so why would you auto*tune the mic
you can’t write a beat, you’re like the kid putting stabilisers on a trike
you’re all over the place like a jumble sale
this is f*cking hip hop, this ain’t no mumble tale
this sh*t is criminal, the effort is minimal
as an individual you’re an imbecile for all to see
your pinnacle, lyrical acrobatics are not fit to be
appreciated or traded, not even piracy
your getting f*cked up on drugs and hennessey
can’t you see you’re going to be my nemeses
i can see an enemy
[verse 2:realisticlee]
hip hop, first time i heard it was eminem and will smith
and i’ve been hooked ever since
i was nineteen and liked it quite rightly
when i was twenty, i thought it’s about time to get on a mic lee
rap and this earth are all f*cked up like
in planet of the apes
this ain’t no superhero story, not all heroes wear capes
we should keep hip hop real like back when redman let da monkey out, it’s been ages
when i hear a mumbler, anger burns deep inside, like the incredible hulk, i tear through these pages
mumble rap, i’d rather listen to apple crumble rap
how the f*ck did you motherf*ckers manage to fumble rap
most hip hop nowadays is utter cr*p
[chorus: real as sh*t]
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr*p
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr*p
[verse 3: mc a.$.$]
first time i heard rap, was the fresh prince straight out of bel air
if it was a mumble we’d heard there’d be trouble everywhere
cracks in society, a circle forced through a square
ali g was the first rapper i searched on youtube, ’cause i knew he was that good[snap back to reality]
straight outta google came ice cube
we ain’t playing a game this isn’t pictionary
i don’t need a dictionary to write your obituary
enjoy the silence of my vernacular violence
what was that you said, i can’t hear
your diction’s disastrously bad
turn down the beat, your voice can’t be that sad
you should try shadow writers, put that sh*t out to tender
you might have a fat beat but your vocabulary’ slender man
your words went through the blender, doesn’t matter you’ve no brains left
your raps are ear cancer but i am become deaf
[verse 4: realisticlee]
starting to lose your grip on reality
all the fumbling and bungling you’ve got a loose grip actually
before i listened to hip hop i didn’t really listen to music
f*ck the new sh*t, f*ck the mumble sh*t rap
me and a.$.$ browsing magazines in a broken rack
luckily i just got a new stand
and we be real as sh*t
a lot of hip hop these days is some real ass sh*t
how the f*ck did hip hop get into this
mumble rap’s got my ears ringing like tinnitus
got hot beats and you hope the bass’ll sell
guess not, the sh*t sounds worse than basal cell carcinoma
you have no way with words, you’re no casanova
can’t rap anything like jay hova
[chorus: real as sh*t]
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr*p
we don’t like the m.a
we don’t like the mumble rap
we don’t want the m.a
we don’t want the mumble cr*p
[verse 5: mc a.$.$]
if we’d rapped in the nineties we’d be the worst by eight mile
but now we’re in the twenties and you’re in the bottom percentile
did you swallow a bee, ’cause you bumble every rap
trying to transform hip hop, something worse than trap
deception on, turn the lip sync up
the mastering’s done but it still sounds like cr*p
your lyrics are inaudible ’cause they don’t exist
your punchlines are terrible, your words always mist
i see through sh*t like the hubble, double trouble
if you’ve got a problem and you don’t know how to solve it
better use some logic
all you mumble b*tches just got played like a trombone
f*ck you and your mumbo jumbo, ya dumbo[i know you heard me, ears bigger than a satellite]
[verse 6: realisticlee]
imagine getting hassle from a mumble rap assh0l*
rugrat on the mic, a rascal
i’d round them all up with a lasso
fat joe had a song called ”lean back”
you c*nts took it literally and shoved that lean back down your throat
cough syrup mixed with codeine
you’ve gotta be f*cking joking
eminem was on the remix
rap’s a f*cking state he sees this
nineties sh*t was the meanest
rappers be like boxers, all wanna be the leanest
new wave sh*t is gibberish, no words, no thesis
alright so it looks like everyone has forgotten real rap
we’re about to bring it all back
if mumble rap was a person, i’d like to kick him in the ball sack
making garbage songs, people line up at the end of the chute, eat it up
the money piles up in a tall stack
he’s a reject like one of the mystery men
if you wanna be a master rapper, you gotta put the em in m
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