lirik lagu play your cards wrong – rodney carrington
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
you’ve got all the makings
of my future ex-wife
i’ve got 3 bucks
my credit sucks
and my future don’t look to bright
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me a loser
and a lazy no good slob
i’ve lost my house
i’ve got no car
i can’t keep a job
but i’ve got a big heart
and another part
take me home, you’ll understand
because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
when i pull my pants down
hey you won’t believe i’m white
it’s been said that i’m mr. ed
but don’t worry, i won’t bite
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
some call me dishonest
and they say i’m just lyin’
but i peed next to ol’ john holmes and
he started cryin’
on a sunny day i’ve got it made
get under my wiener if you need shade
if you play your cards wrong
you can take me home tonight
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