lirik lagu rubber love – sam kinison
safe s*x… god d*mn these f*cking b*st*rds. get off of our back!
because a few f*gs f*cked some monkeys…
they got so bored, their own assh0l*s weren’t enough
they had to go in the f*cking jungle, grab some f*cking monkey and f*ck him in the ass…
and bring us back the black plague of the f*cking 80s. thanks, guys!
because of this sh*t, they want us to wear f*cking rubbers
man, why don’t just turn back the hands of time…
wear rubbers, man, these f*cking pr*cks. who the f…
do we like to wear rubbers, guys?
[male audience members]
no!
[sam kinison]
we hate rubbers! we f*cking hate ’em!
they’re a pain in the ass, they’re unromantic!
they’re so f*cking unromantic. they take the romance out of s*x, i’m telling you
it’s just… oh jesus, you know… it’s just* it’s sad
it’s gross, it’s a pain in the ass. you know?
your d*ck doesn’t understand what the f*ck is going on
it’s like, “what are we doing, robbing a f*cking bank? what’s the ski mask about, boss, huh? what, is she that ugly? are we f*cking a guy? what’s going on here? [???] i thought she wanted me to see, boss. what are you doing? hey!”
yeah, the d*ck’s totally thrown off, y’know
and women don’t understand you have to maintain an erection… while you put this f*cking balloon over the head of your f*cking d*ck. that’s a lot of fun
“nothing keeps me stiffer than… come here, get in there…”
they’re a pain in the f*cking ass
oh, you know what they remind me of?
they remind me of, like, you feel like you just ate a kentucky fried chicken snack pack. you know?
it’s like that little, the little wet nap they have in there that you pull out…
same mental image, you know? f*ck that sh*t…
first of all, if you don’t trust the p*ssy, why are you f*cking the p*ssy?
what are you trying to prove?
sh*t, man…
i guess some guys just don’t care, “i don’t care, but i gotta have it! [roars]”
i don’t think you should f*ck unless you’re really in love, you know?
it may be for a very short f*cking time
doesn’t mean it’s gonna last a lifetime, but uh…
you know? it just makes it more special, doesn’t it?
i know people freak, like, “what are you saying, don’t wear rubbers? what are you saying?”
i know people freak, “aren’t you afraid of aids? aren’t you afraid of it?
it’s a communicable disease. heteros*xuals die of it too!”
name one!
name one f*cking het*
yeah, they’re just dropping like flies, aren’t they?
yes, any day now, oh oh oh…
it’s not our dance, alright?
f*ck you. it’s not our f*cking dance. you know…
they don’t look like they’re having that much fun to me
especially now, but you never see these g*y guys going
“oh god, uhh… i don’t miss p*ssy very much… oh, god, ugh ugh…
this is almost as much fun! oh yeah, this’ll do, oh yeah…”
yeah, ok, whatever you say…
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu farin urlaub › lirik lagu mein lied – farin urlaub
- kumpulan lirik lagu moonloverz › lirik lagu i ticket del viaggio – moonloverz
- kumpulan lirik lagu sjaak › lirik lagu jean-claude van damme – sjaak
- kumpulan lirik lagu mosh36 › lirik lagu scharfe muni – mosh36
- kumpulan lirik lagu ellie goulding › lirik lagu figure 8 – xilent remix – ellie goulding
- kumpulan lirik lagu harbors › lirik lagu rust – harbors
- kumpulan lirik lagu momus › lirik lagu system of usher – momus
- kumpulan lirik lagu rotting christ › lirik lagu vetry zlye – rotting christ
- kumpulan lirik lagu moise the dude › lirik lagu walterlude – moïse the dude
- kumpulan lirik lagu phill slate › lirik lagu ramotswa – phill & slate