lirik lagu call chat connect – sammy j & randy
[sammy j:]
life is like a wombat
it’s tricky to embrace
and when you try to pin it down
it kicks you in the face
[randy:]
life is like a futon
it’s held in high regard
so you pretend you’re comfy
but it’s really.. f*cking hard
[both:]
it’s everybody’s business when the black dog’s at the door
but it’s no laughing matter, so we’re here to reassure
that it has to get better than this
it’s not a hard equation
cause anything is better than the sh*ttest situation
and if the situation’s sh*t
sh*t is still subjective
so next time you’rе in the sh*t
use this sh*t to get pеrspective
[both:]
cause life is like a micrwave
it spins you round
and then it starts to stink
it’s like a piccolo
much shorter than you think
life is like a sphincter
it was fun until it bled
life is like a hairdryer
it messes with your head
[both:]
but any sh*t would be better than this
and there’s so much sh*t remaining
so next time sh*t hits the fan
open up your mouth, it’s raining!
gobble up the sh*t that’s there
and you’ll soon start to adore it
cause that sh*t just won’t compare to the sh*t that came before it
yeah it has to get better than htis
remember you’re never alone
when you’re swimming a river of sh*t
there’s a sh*tload of help on the phone
call chat connect (everybody!)
call chat connect (louder!)
call chat connect
i can feel a key change! (yeah!)
call chat connect!
this one’s for the ladies, here we go!
call chat connect!
(oh, no! this is tough, once more!)
call chat connect!
(that’s too high, i can’t go any higher)
call chat connect!
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