lirik lagu when sammy met randy – sammy j & randy
[both]
let’s take it back to 2004
[randy]
i was drinking too much
[sammy j]
i was studying law
[randy]
i was newly divorced and blowing all my cash on sl*ts
[sammy j]
hot sl*ts
[randy]
but i was
[both]
dead inside
[randy]
and you
[sammy j]
and me
[both]
finished university
[randy]
couldn’t get a job
[sammy j]
and i took it pretty personally
[both]
unemployed and sitting on the couch
[randy]
go ricky!
go ricky!
[sammy j]
no job
[randy]
no wife
[sammy j]
no friends
[randy]
no life
[sammy j]
you’re drunk
[randy]
you’re in financial strife
[both]
if my life were a movie t’would go straight to dvd
[randy, spoken]
brring brring!
brring brring!
[sammy j, spoken]
h*llo, sammy j speaking?
[randy, spoken]
h*llo sammy, it’s charlie bartlan here from d*nkle & d*nkle entertainment agency
i saw your profile on unemployedlosers.com and i see you’re looking for some work?
[sammy j, spoken]
i’ll do anything
[randy, spoken]
can you act?
[sammy j, spoken]
no
[randy, spoken]
can you dance?
[sammy j, spoken]
no
[randy, spoken]
can you start tomorrow?
[sammy j, spoken]
yes
[randy, spoken]
i’m gonna make you a star!
[sammy j]
my name in lights
(you’ll be a star)
my name in
twinkly*d*nkly little neon or halogen lights
and no more nights left
[both]
on my own
[randy]
at the bar
with a white russian
[sammy j]
what was her name?
[randy]
vladimir
[sammy j]
what was she drinking?
[randy]
white prussians
[sammy j]
that’s ironic
[randy]
why?
[sammy j]
nevermind
[randy]
i don’t even get it
[both]
but she walked away
[randy]
’cause i refused to pay her for a private
dance!
[sammy j]
i’d never danced before
[randy]
dance!
[sammy j]
peeled back the curtain and i crossed the floor
[randy]
dance!
[sammy j]
love in my eyes, fire in my soul
i adjusted my bra and i
[both]
grabbed that pole
[randy]
who’s that lady on the stage?
[sammy j]
who’s that purple dude twice my age?
[randy]
well i’m looking at her
[sammy j]
and he’s looking at me
[randy]
i’ll say i’ll slip y’a little tippy if you sit on my knee
[sammy j]
well, i needed the cash
[randy]
yeah, and i needed the love
[sammy j]
so i sat on your knee
[randy]
and i rubbed you
[both]
up and down, down, down
[randy]
i felt your b*lls
[sammy j]
you felt my b*lls
[randy]
i felt ashamed
[sammy j]
i felt appalled
[randy]
and we
[both]
agreed to keep it secret and decided we would just be friends
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