lirik lagu santa’s musky balls – santa’s angry elves
[verse 1]
santa’s lost his f*cking mind
he’s teabagging all the kids at the mall
going right down the f*cking line
and giving them a whiff of his b*lls
mall cops try to intervene
but santa easily holds them back
he swings his hefty bolder sling
and smacks them with his hairy sack
mushroom stamps upon their heads
imprints seen from half a mile
from blunt force trauma, children drop dead
santa cracks an evil smile
[chorus]
feel the wrath of santa’s musky b*lls!
b*lls!
b*lls!
b*lls!
[verse 2]
the trail of carnage leads to the food court
yellow tape surrounds the crime scene
contamination is all but assured
by crumbs from the cops’ krispe kremes
[verse 3]
the trail grows cold toward the north pole
mostly because it’s literally cold
a man so fat is easy to track
as a red blob in the snow
he waddles into his dark, cold workshop
pours himself a drink and tops it off
sips upon his ethanol
awaits the final call
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