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lirik lagu ludo diss track – shânay

ludo
kudos to you
you got a haircut
now you actually look like a dude
still wondering how i’m g*y yet into you?
b*tch i thought you were a lesbian too

and yeah, you’re still just as rude
but crude?
nah, i can top you
make a little photoshop that’s all i need to do
and off you go b*tch
boo f*cking hoo

’cause you can make any joke under the sun
but i write a story and off you run
to mummy, daddy, all the teachers at school
c’mon b*tch, you look like a fool

how am i supposed to think you’re not getting f*cked
when you’re every teachers’ private cuck
snitching round their office every day
where exactly is your favourite place to lay?

the desk, the floor, or is it the chair?
i bet you get your best d*cking there
and don’t go and say it was miss small
because we all know you prefer a different tool
how do you like them? big and black?
do you like it when your *rs*hole goes splat?
or do you prefer them asian and small?
to make you feel way less insecure

i guess it doesn’t matter either way
because of how loose you are nowadays
every male teacher’s had a go on that ass
that’s what you get for being a grass

and don’t think we don’t know why you’re so c*cky
not only in the gene pool were you unlucky
something unfortunate happened down below
you had to compensate ’cause it’s missing, yo

and b*tch you’re asking me how i know
you forced me to touch it, remember hoe?
i bet you don’t always mention that
when about me, you spout a bunch of fantasy cr*p

but right before we go into that
let’s talk about another way you’re a tw*t
let’s talk about your father, loving dad
’cause to talk about him you’re always glad

’cause honestly mostly it makes me sad
to see him the b*tt of your new bad fad
i don’t even know who you’re tryna provoke
the only thing deader than him are your jokes
honestly sometimes i have to wonder
if a little bit of that cancer went for a wander
it snuck into your dad’s d*ck somehow
and that’s how we have your personality now

i haven’t even got into the drugs
the only thing that remotely makes you a thug
i’ve never heard a gangsta spend so much time
complaining about getting an 8 not a 9

’cause that’s what you are deep down
a massive nerd and a d*ck and a clown
you’re never gonna be a skater please
so stop trying to scr*pe into their clique

however, there is some use for you
an exact example of what not to do
but tip: maybe if you took less pills
you’d be able to improve your skateboarding sk!lls

honestly writing this is giving me a thrill
however there’s a little issue we’re left with to deal
the fact that with me you’re utterly obsessed
which has resulted in you being totally cussed

you try to make it seem like it’s the other way round
but after all this time what have we found?
who keeps saying the other name so
i legit forgot about you years ago
so if simply going home you see me walking
please don’t accuse me of stalking
because your eyes are the one on my bum
just be safe with the knowledge you ain’t getting none

i’ve got 8 other men to think of
so if you’re hearing this ludo, f*ck off

report this to the police b*tch, i hope they f*cking laugh

- shanay

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