lirik lagu jortstorm (offcial music video version) – slimecicle
this just in!
we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
it’s name? jorts
but it appears as if this breakthrough in jean*shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
it’s the warmer season so i can’t wear jeans
i really like the denim but not the length of the seam
my mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen
i’m not like either of them i got the recessive gene
jort storm! jort storm’s coming tonight!
a jort storm it’s a catagory 5!
jort storm! jort storm’s coming tonight!
i said a jort storm’s coming so run and hide!
jorticane
jortnado
jortnami
jortquake
jortruption
jortalanche
jortpocalypse
the jort storms coming jorts
so you better start running fast it’s a chase
but be careful cus’ these jorts will chafe you yeah
they’re the new sensation jorts
wear ’em to every occasion jorts in the pool
or even better, wear them to a funeral, yeah
my personality is 99% jorts
i got a genetic test but all my genes were shorts
the jort storm! jort storm’s coming tonight!
a jort storm it’s a catagory 5!
jort storm! jort storm’s coming tonight!
i take off my f*ckin’ jorts i got*a jorts inside!
breaking news
millions of americans are being sucked directly into the jortex
and it’s heading straight for this studio
to my wife cheryl, and son timmy, i love*
jorts! the elders foretold, of a fashion so bold
a new god of the earth jortthulu
to seal it in denim and turned it into jearth
*kazoo solo*
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