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lirik lagu battle rap montage – the cast of bodied

[host: freddie hustle/andy milonakis]
what’s good y’all? it’s your host freddie hustle. we about to get it crackin’ for the inaugural event of freddie hustle entertainment. let’s get this battle started. battler to my right

[comedian/conceited]
i said yo
ya mom’s p-ssy got one star on her yuck review

[the groom/rone]
i didn’t even come to battle, i just have a question to ask of my girl
would you do me the honor…of making me the happiest man in the world?

[choke artist/madness]
i make him double up in the middle like a tummy tuck
shotty will blow his guts out that’s a stomach pump
stomach pump…stomach pump…

wait i got it…

stomach pump

[white racist/pat stay]
i’ll probably lift him off his feet if i aim my glock
and that’s the first time a black guy will get raised by pops!

[the groom/rone]
i just want you to be my boo, k?
i even got you this bouquet
you like guns? we can go shopping together
i’ll buy my boo k’s

[comedian/conceited]
and your girl uses dijion mustard when she eat her boogies
i’ll show up at ya grandma’s open casket and give that b-tch a nuggie!

[white racist/pat stay]
his sister got mad kids, just had another couple
and every time he’s like, “d-mn, well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle”

[choke artist/madness]
shotty will blow his guts out that’s a stomach pump
and your girl’s memory foam mattress remembers that she’s a f-ckin’ sl-t!

f-ck what was my next line?!

[host: freddie hustle/andy milonakis]
alright, rapper to my left, let’s go, get ’em

[che corleone]
you a comedian like john belushi, chris farley, robin williams
if you haven’t figured it out by now
save us all some time and k!ll yourself right now!

[devine wright]
you ain’t gettin’ married, you gettin’ buried
but you still dress suitable n-gga
i’ll let each gun ring twice {blaow blaow blaow!}
that’s four weddings and a funeral n-gga!

[adam]
this dude forgot all the rhymes he studied, call him sway, he don’t know the answers
he’s like a kid’s warning label, this toy is a choking hazard

[ben grym]
so you wanna talk that racist sh-t?
i know your girl and i’m pimpin’ the thot
it’s a reverse slavery auction, i’ll put yo’ b-tch on the block!

[devine wright]
shoot him then check for the body shakes
that’s how you can tell that the death’s gripped him
it’s like a good -ss -rg-sm
one bust will have your legs twitchin’

[adam]
you’re so fat that you ran outta breath downloading the app to count your steps
if you were on house arrest you’d have to take walking breaks to give your house a rest

[che corleone]
if he was really provokin’, he woulda seen all types of colors
cause for the k!ll i’d a scoped (kaleidoscope) him

get it? all types of colors. “kaleidoscoped him”…see y’all get it

[mc goggles]
yo, yo, check it-!

[megaton/dizaster]
shut the f-ck up!
you little squirmy little reddit blogger!
another eminem impostor
refers to elton john as his “second father”
bob saget-rick moranis-kelly osbourne-white trash genetic monster!
probably conceived in the back of a led zeppelin concert
if harry potter had s-x with jeffrey dahmer, you’d be their lesbian daughter!
the f-ck are you!?
a little f-ckin’ state prison, f-ckin’ rape victim!?
he’s the new face of racism
i’m surprised he didn’t show up here today with a slave with him, chained to him!
he hates african-american culture ’cause he was raised different!
he hates clinton, abe lincoln…pretty much anybody that can relate with him, except blake griffin!
he feels a little bit more safe with him ’cause they share the same pigment!
b-tch! hip-hop was meant for minorities!
it’s never been for you geeky -sses!
matter fact, what are these!?
your little f-cking reading gl-sses you need for your english cl-sses!?!?
man, gimme that sh-t!
man, i’ll stomp these into pieces, in fragments!
and now you can keep them! he can have this!
now you can complete your dream of being this g*nius math whiz ’cause everything you see’s in fractions!!
now, get the f-ck outta here, you little f-ckin’ dweeby f-ggot!

- the cast of bodied

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