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rules of ohio - the griddies lyrics

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{intro}
you just arrived in ohio?
well, the griddies will educate you on the rules
yeah

{verse 1}
rule number 1
don’t be a p*ss
rule number 2
you’re not allowed to kiss
rule number 3
you’re not allowed to sh*t
rule number 4
don’t be a b*tch
rule number 5
you’re not allowed to think
rule number 6
you’re not allowed to drink
rule number 7
you’re not allowed to blink
rule number 8
you have your baths in the sink

{chorus}
welcome to ohio
please obey our rules
if you don’t then
we’ll have to k!ll you
{post chorus}
d*mn, i love ohio
it’s so cool
i love obeying all the rules

{verse 2}
rule number 9
you have to say
at 3am
“i love cheerios with water”
every day
rule number 10
don’t make contact
with anyone outside of ohio
if you do
you will f*cking die, b*tch

{chorus}
welcome to ohio
please obey our rules
if you don’t then
we’ll have to k!ll you

{post chorus}
d*mn, i love ohio
it’s so cool
i love obeying all the rules
{verse 3}
rule 11
don’t get a wife
rule 12
you have to obtain a knife
rule 13
you have to eat a vape
rule 14
don’t escape

{chorus}
welcome to ohio
please obey our rules
if you don’t then
we’ll have to k!ll you

{post chorus}
d*mn, i love ohio
it’s so cool
i love obeying all the rules

{outro}
don’t try to escape, b*tch
alright?

- the griddies lyrics

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