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the day mookie wilson stole home (late august) - the tommy lasorda experience lyrics

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alarm clock rang at six fifteen
but that wasn’t happening
on the radio was a commercial

one guy kept saying annoying things
and then his friend says
this is why your wife left you
it seemed really mean for a radio commercial
and not at all funny
except in a very narrow sense

i eventually hit the snooze
and woke up at a more sane nine fifteen
i heard the same commercial in the shower

and there was nothing about
the part about his wife leaving him
the second guy made some totally
unrelated commеnt instead
i guess i heard most of thе
commercial and then dreamed the rest

there’s actually a klaus meine fan club
i swear to god, it’s true
or if it isn’t true, it should be
we went out to the ballpark
and watched the mets take a
squeaker from first place saint louis two to nothing
degrom pitched like his old self
and alonzo knocked two moonshots
over the left field fence

the new j*panese shortstop made two horrendous errors
he was booed terribly and i felt bad
i don’t think you should boo j*panese players
they already feel really bad
like they’ve brought shame to the team

there were some adorable little girl scouts selling cookies
outside this morning
they looked to be about 8 or 9 years old
i bought four boxes
from the prettiest of the three

the prettiest of the three

- the tommy lasorda experience lyrics

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