lirik lagu 1/2 hard – the vitamen
i’m half hard
sh*tting sushi in a bar
and every time i push my p*n*s hits the toilet
double layer on the seat
i know it won’t protect me
ex*girlfriend, bad drinks
she’s hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
i just wanna walk her home
it’s 2:00 and the lights are on
’cause it’s monday
i’m half hard
sh*tting sushi in a bar
and every time i push my p*n*s hits the toilet
double layer on the seat
i know it won’t protect me
ex*girlfriend, bad drinks
she’s hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
i just wanna walk her home
it’s 2:00 and the lights are on
’cause it’s monday
and i don’t really like the looks of that guy too much anyway
i’m half hard
sh*tting sushi in a bar
every time i push my p*n*s hits the toilet
double layer on the seat
i know it won’t protect me
ex*girlfriend, bad drinks
she’s hitting on the bartender, oh yeah
i just wanna walk her home
it’s 2:00 and the lights are on
’cause it’s monday
and i don’t really like the looks of that guy too much anyway
not to mention that i wanna make sure she never stops loving me
i wanna walk her home
it’s 2:00 and the lights are on
the lights are on, the lights are on
it’s 2:00 and the lights are on