lirik lagu bambalance – unknown artist
emt dispatch: this is the ambulance emergency line. do you have an emergency?
caller: i … i need a bambalance
emt dispatch: who is this?
caller: uh … joe
emt dispatch: okay. where do you need it?
caller: i’m in the m-th- f-ckin phone booth
emt dispatch: okay, what’s the address there?
caller: hold on
emt disptach: okay sir. did you call through 911?
caller: uh, no
emt dispatch: okay joe. i need a location. what street are you on?
caller: uh … i’m in a m-th- f-ckin phone booth at the stop n go. i’m at the … that’s it. i’m at the m-th- f-ckin stop n go … on a … wait a minute. what’s the m-th- f-ckin street? corvel and sumthin. at the m-th- f-ckin stop n go
emt dispatch: corvel and what?
caller: hold on
emt disptach: joe!
caller: uh huh? let me see, coffee, coffee …
emt dispatch: caffee?
caller: there ya go. there ya go, i’m in a m-th- f-ckin phone booth. let me tell ya what. i’m at the … i’m goin down the m-th- f-ckin road, drivin my car, mindin my own god d-mn bizness and a mutcha f-ckin deer jumps out and hits my car
emt dispatch: okay sir? are you injured?
caller: now let me tell ya. i get out and pick the m-th- f-ckin deer up. i thought he’s dead. i put the m-th- f-ckin deer in my back seat and i’m drivin down the m-th- f-ckin road and mindin my own bizness. the m-th- f-cka woke up and bit me in the back a my god d-mn neck. it bit me and done kicked the sh-t outa my car. i’m in the m-th- f-ckin phone booth. the deer bit me in the neck. a big m-th- f-ckin dog came up and bit me in the leg. i hit him with the mutcha f-ckin tire iron and i stabbed him … i stabbed him with my knife. so i got a hurt leg and the m-th- f-ckin deer … bit me in the neck. and the deer … and the dog won’t let me outa the m-th- f-ckin phone booth cuz he wants the deer. now who gets the deer? me or the dog?
emt dispatch: okay sir. are you injured?
caller: yeah! i’m … a m-th- f-ckin deer bit me in the neck! hold on. (unintelligible) the m-th- f-ckin dog is biten me. hold on. god d-mn! git outta (unintelligible). the m-th- f-ckin dog is biten my -ss!
emt dispatch: (unintelligible)
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