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lirik lagu dick shop (thrift shop parody) – will and the mix

hey macklemore, can we go d-ck shopping?

what, what, what, what
bada, bada, bada, bada

i’m gonna sh-g some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
i’m, i’m, i’m hunting, looking for a man wh0r-
(this is totally awesome)

now walk into the club like “what up? give me some big c-ck”
nah, i just humped this lad from the d-ck shop
stepped into the brothel with some cash and money
the men be like “hey, gimme your -ss honey”
already had five men on my list, i’m flying through it
we’ve already kissed but next i want fun time with ryan lewis
wearing a pink vest i got ten men standing next to me
but i probably should have washed it, smells like my bed sheets
(jizzzzzzzz…) but sh-t, i was 99 cents
f-ck it, i’m coppin it, washing it
then i got my -ss out ’bout to go get some c-ck in it
slip on my protection, get onto my erection
because i’m getting p-n-s from every direction
get on a dating site, go straight to the guy section
chicks are messaging me so i had to deflect em
i’ma take it grandma style, i’ma take it grandma style
no for real, ask your grandma, “can i pin your grandpa down?”
(thank you!)
and there’s this guy i stalk, follow him where ever he goes
down town wearing spiked boots and leather speedos
they had a broken condom, i bought a broken condom
oh sh-t! i think i’ve given this guy aids from my long one
in the g-y club i’m a bit of a bragger, with swagger
i got d-ck in the bag, the number one sh-t stabber

i’m gonna sh-g some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
i’m, i’m, i’m hunting, looking for a man wh0r-
(this is totally awesome)

- will and the mix

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