lirik lagu iamverybadazz – your favorite martian
[verse 1: puff*puff humbert]
i ain’t never cried once, not even at a funeral!
countin’ to infinity, do the undoable
i bite into vitamins when they ain’t even chewable
lookin’ in the mirror like “d*mn, you’s beautiful!”
that’s why when i walk in the strip club
and all the strippers start tippin’ me!
i’ve got so many girls they accusing me of polygamy!
i got grandmamas tryna hit me up, all the d*mn time!
asking me if i can send the nudes through a landline
[pre*chorus: puff*puff humbert, benetar]
can’t n0body get ahead of us
i’ve done so many mothers, everyone calls me oedipus!
[chorus: alex chains]
iamverybadazz!
ladies in line all waiting to smash
been badass since i was a kid!
lost my virginity before my dad did
iamverybadazz!
even in my sleep, i’m ready to strap
i throw down with anyone on the street
i don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!
[verse 2: puff*puff humbert]
that’s why i flow like a b*tterfly
sting like chlamydia
they showed me thor’s hammer
and said i couldn’t pick it up
i said “nah, i ain’t even gonna try man.”
“cause that pathetic hammer ain’t worthy enough of my hand.”
strong enough to punch a polar bear in the jaw!
strong enough to drink peanut b*tter through a straw!
strong enough to get chick*fil*a on a sunday!
i can probably whoop the whole country!
[pre*chorus: puff*puff humbert and benetar]
can’t n0body ever come at me
cause if a zombie bites me, it becomes one of me!
[chorus: alex chains]
iamverybadazz!
ladies in line all waiting to smash
been badass since i was a kid!
lost my virginity before my dad did
iamverybadazz!
even in my sleep, i’m ready to strap
i throw down with anyone on the street
i don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!
[verse 3: deejay johnson, puff*puff humbert]
deejay johnson: this is gangster sh*t
cause i’m a gangster dude
i live a gangster life
i eat gangster food
i’ve got gangster strength
in my gangster veins
and when i step on a lego? (ha!)
it feels pain
(puff*puff humbert: switch it up!)
and i don’t flinch when i eat up
these ghost peppers like breath mints
i can’t go to a nunnery ’cause they all end up pregnant
goku is bowing down to me, as i’m dominant
guess how many pushups i can do?
(deejay johnson and puff*puff humbert: all of ’em!)
[outro: alex chains]
iamverybadazz!
ladies in line all waiting to smash
been badass since i was a kid!
lost my virginity before my dad did
iamverybadazz!
even in my sleep, i’m ready to strap
i throw down with anyone on the street
i don’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge me!
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