lirik lagu mommy milk n’ cookies – yvng respect
mommy milk n’ cookies lyrics
[intro]
yo, this is how i’m finna ski
[verse 1]
christmas coming, gotta get my act together
if there’s no money in the card
chances are, won’t read the letter
open grandma’s card and i’m reeling in the cheddar
bouta spend all that sh*t on some v*bucks
mistletoe, couldn’t kiss that b*tch
she looked like a duck
christmas eve, shaking boxes
i hear legos and i bust
banging mrs. clause
yeah she ride me like a bus
santa coming home, yeah
and i’m bouta get caught
[chorus]
santa opens up the door
and he saw my b*lls
shouldn’t have banged mrs. clause
santa’s bouta brеak my jaw
[verse 2]
i hang mistletoe from my belt, b*tch
pointy еars, looking like an elf, b*tch
mrs. clause, you know she a milf, b*tch
she tryna suck my d*ck, i’ll do it myself, b*tch
rudolph acting up cuz she tryna eat my carrot
two christmas’ cuz i have split parents
i get double presents so i don’t fricking care
i’m so grateful that my dad had an affair
got my first present
and it’s got a bow
how i get this sh*t off?
i don’t even know
ask my bro for scissors, but no h0m* though
all i want’s a foursome with some hoe hoe hoes
[verse 3]
didn’t have a stocking, so i used the cum sock
it’s all fun and games ’til santa’s on the block
if he sees me selling p**p then i’m on the naughty list
but if i behave then i’m getting my one wish
okay, i want an xbox with a live membership
some fresh made cookies, and a christmas tree that’s lit (it’s lit)
saint nick is the guy and i really can’t lie
i just pray the mistletoe don’t make me act awry
i want some goofy socks
a mail box so i can take a sh*t
watching charlie brown, wrapping gifts i’m finna give
got the elf on the shelf watching me when i blast
this presents looking kinda sus
resembling a shaft
[chorus]
santa opens up the door
and he saw my b*lls
shouldn’t have banged mrs. clause
santa’s bouta break my jaw
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