lirik lagu kfc – zach sherwin
kfc lyrics
[intro]
how large are your br**sts?
how large are your br**sts?
[verse 1]
we used to prank call the kentucky fried chicken
and ask, “how large are your br**sts?”
i was chilling in my house with my friend aaron cooper
both of us enormously bored at home
so, of course, we were horsing around
on my family’s old*school panasonic cordless phone
we were 13 and 12 ** just the right ages to call
every kfc in the white pages, and have ourselves a giggle fest while we asked, “how large are your big ol’ br**sts?”
now, it was coop’s turn to place the next prank*call
boy, did he mess it up, the prank tanked, y’all!
’cause when he pressed “talk” and at that exact second
my mom called home from work to chick*a*check in!
the timing was the d*mnedest thing
’cause the phone didn’t even have the chance to ring!
so, as far as coop knew, he was placing a call
he didn’t realize he was answering!
now, when coop put his ear to the phone
did he hear a dial tone?
no!
you guessed correctly
i mean, there was somebody on the other end
but he hadn’t dialed any numbers yet
so, unless we kept a hotline that connected directly
how could he be talking to the kfc?
mighty perplexed he was, and so fl*stered
it made him screw up the joke
here’s how it went, verbatim:
[outro]
coop; “h*llo?”
my mom; “h*llo?”
coop; “uh, do you have young br**sts?”
my mom; “aaron? is that you?”
coop; “please don’t tell my parents!”
cl!ck!
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