lirik lagu incelebration – the finer points
incelebration lyrics
hey, heard you were a lobster boy
i didn’t cry at all on the day i was born
so the midwife wouldn’t spank me
i taught myself through potty training
so mommy wouldn’t twist my titties
i won first place in the science fair
so dad wouldn’t beat the sh*t out of me
i didn’t pop a b*n*r during my presentation (good idea)
so my teacher wouldn’t beat the sh*t out of me
i got a perfect score on my sats
so my tutor wouldn’t beat the sh*t out of me
i graduated college, valedictorian
so dean daddy (dean daddy?) wouldn’t whack my hands with a ball*peen (dean daddy!)
i got a 401k by the age of 30
so my financial advisor wouldn’t chisel my t**th
i got a nicе house with a low interest mortgagе
so my wife wouldn’t rip off my fingernails with pliers
i didn’t cry when my wife gave birth
so the baby’s father wouldn’t slice my nipples
i paid for my kid’s college tuition
so my kids wouldn’t replace my eye drops with drain cleaner
i bought $2000 of christmas gifts
so my grandson wouldn’t cut the brakes on my mobility scooter
n0body came to my funeral
so n0body beat the sh*t out of me
(f*ck you, dad!)
lirik lagu lainnya :
- kumpulan lirik lagu rody fiolek kacperbag › lirik lagu nie ma tego złego – ródy, fiołek, kacperbag
- kumpulan lirik lagu j0y › lirik lagu fireflies – j0y
- kumpulan lirik lagu terry g › lirik lagu hallelujah – terry g
- kumpulan lirik lagu nokris › lirik lagu test mine – nokris
- kumpulan lirik lagu plattenlieferant › lirik lagu handtasche – plattenlieferant
- kumpulan lirik lagu lil ripper › lirik lagu rockstar shit 2 – lil ripper
- kumpulan lirik lagu schammasch › lirik lagu may his illusion last until dawn’s awakening – schammasch
- kumpulan lirik lagu aeon station › lirik lagu air – aeon station
- kumpulan lirik lagu neil young › lirik lagu wonderin’ (live carnegie hall 1970) – neil young
- kumpulan lirik lagu conor bvrns › lirik lagu me and my ego – conor bvrns